yes or no the fate of the world rests on your choice

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

cooking is impossible right now so i gotta order some food what should i get?

happy father’s day to the coolest dad in cinema

whatcha up to?

whenever i watch something about how people lived in the past i’m like “man that is absolutely horrible i’m so privileged i should appreciate what i have” and then a few minutes later i get irritated that my robot vacuum got stuck again

this is framed as walking around in paradise but all i see is allergies

i think organic is just a word that means “costs 80% more”

what’s something you are looking forward to that’s coming this year?

things i’m finding really hard to do with one working hand: - cutting fingernails - opening medicine bottles - washing dishes in the sink - playing video games

what would you do if your kid did this?

i mentioned this on stream - my partner @iTrustCapital also has premium custody accounts, where you can buy / sell crypto in a non-retirement account

estimated taxes can kiss my butt

man we had like 2 weeks where things seemed okay

i’ve had so many nightmares with this scenario ☹️

people should want more money going to employees via wages and company equity, not more money going to the government via taxes and red tape

things i like: - number go up things i don’t like: - number go down

if you’re in software engineering pivot to nuclear bunker building

can we stop with the fucking wars

what emotion do you try to avoid the most, and why?

I like voice to text, but I don’t like how it adds all this punctuation. It makes everything I say look super serious. It adds capitalization and stuff too so like it looks all formal ugh.

a good boi was chasing an ambulance with his owner in it, so the ambulance stopped to let him in

“all your friends, eh”

what games might be fun to play with only one hand?

woo i cut my “extensor tendon” and need surgery so all my posts will be left handed for awhile

woo the cat decided to jump in the cupboard and knock some plates over and one shattered on my hand and sliced it open and now i’m at the ER how lame 🤣

what happen

i wanna start a quantum computing startup cuz nobody knows what it is anyway

what’s a “normal” thing that you find really weird?

will people finally stop saying “unalive” then

sassy bunny

5 for me