Web3’s gas-guzzling, snail-paced nightmare just got a triple-shot antidote: @espressoFNDN just poured the ultimate wake-up brew.Ethereum’s 15 TPS lid was suffocating. Rollups tried, but cross-chain “sync” always choked—until Cross-Rollup State Channels crashed the party. Rollups whisper off-chain, only the final word hits mainnet, turbocharged by HotShot for near-instant finality and fees south of 0.01 ETH. Jaw on floor.Five Rollups are tearing up the testnet: DeFi swaps, NFT flips—toss them in, costs plummet 68%. 5-second settlement + buttery cross-Rollup handoffs—this is Web2 silk in a Web3 wrapper.Arbiter kinks? Still ironing. But HotShot + Tiramisu feels bulletproof. December 2025 testnet launch, $ESP countdown ticking… the scaling chapter is about to close. Is this interstellar roast the new standard? Lock your seat.Jump in: @EspressoSys @espressoFNDN @Bantr_fun #Espresso #ESP