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赵姐的心好累 谁能讲个笑话逗我开心

@BTC_Alert_ 你也精神高潮吗

再来几次这样的精神高潮 赵姐就要对人世间的情情爱爱失去兴趣了

Moving to SF rn

你就学吧 学无止境

@0xMoon 借您吉言 我再等等

打心眼里感谢这些强制无限期锁仓不发代币 但是一直疯狂拉盘的项目方 主打一个： 钱没赚到 但是人真的累到了

这下好了 账面上翻了100倍了 之前投的 2w5，现在价值2.5M

Hope this doesn’t ruin your multi-million dollar gut microbiome

我妈刚才在吃饭的时候，兴奋地跟我说：“今天股市大红，我赚了两万！你们炒币的平时动不动就翻倍，今天得赚十万吧？” 我悄悄划开手机，冷静地关上屏幕。 “妈，我们炒币的都是长期主义，不太关注短期波动。”

Just hired a hot 6ft tour guide to keep my mom occupied at the Grand Palace. Best $20 I’ve ever spent in my life.

Mom: “this top is too revealing, you’re showing too much skin.” Also Mom: “Anyway, can we go see a ladyboy?” The math is not mathing.

之前 @pharos_network 开通了质押 18% apr 犹豫了一下就🈚️了 没想到 开盘这么猛 😭

Most tourists: "Which way to the Grand Palace?" My mom, 5 minutes after clearing customs in Bangkok: "Where can I see a ladyboy?"

It’s actually offensive that they’re trying to steal your identity but can't even manage a basic "copy and paste" of your name. wtf is a Ircnc Zhea?

Hi from the second best city in the world.

Left Singapore again because there’s no one to go out with

$river 40倍 $lab 50倍 $rave 100倍 $Sto 40倍 $H 30倍 谁不说一声赵姐牛逼

距离这条推 币价又拉了40% 想卖币吧 项目方强行延长锁仓9个月 我说不然就退钱吧 本金又拖着不还给我 想套保吧 又怕项目方一直拉盘把我拉爆 真是里里外外不是人！

Hey why am I still on the waitlist

Defi最近确实很糟心，我把大资金放进了交易所理财打新。 链上目前还有 @grvt_io ，放了五万u （这里必须夸一下GRVT，第一时间通知用户从aave取款了，资金不受影响） 4w5 在 grvt earn 3.5% -11% 收益，交易量越大，APR 越高。利息每周发放。 另外 5k 在 grvt glp 大约17% 收益。 https://t.co/smddEUCxrK

@BroLeon 我还拿着呢 🥸

Can’t stop Won’t stop

25w 放了两天 怒赚 400 刀

打满了25w，给了132个 #preSPAX 这个资金利用率也太高了 不会第一次参与就被割吧 🤣

Hey it’s only worth $10,000 now

MAGA - make autism great again

人情债怎么不是最贵的债呢？ 你以为占了便宜，其实是被套住了。 去年被邀请参加某交易所的活动 一上头就买了他家的代币 现在已经亏了60%了

The best omakase in Singapore

新加坡PR的含金量越来越高了

I've been testing out Plasma One recently. 3% cashback and early entry into the Platinum program with some impressive perks. Let me know if you want early access 😎

GM to the last 2000 people in crypto

Spotted a legendary Web3 founder at a romantic Chinese spot in SG. He was dressed like a total NPC in a plain tee, but the vibe was suspiciously "secret date." I was 100% sure I was about to witness a secret lover reveal. Naturally, I did the "accidental" walk-past to confirm the mystery girl. Turns out there was no supermodel. No secret affair. Just one guy and a 12-course feast. Man has successfully decentralized his social life.

这就巧了么不是 还剩去年投的一个 KOL 轮项目的币 现在账面上已经翻了40 倍，但解锁期被项目方强制延长了半年 猜猜是哪个

不敢睁开眼 希望是我的幻觉

睡醒看了一眼 解锁的KOL轮 $rave 能卖多少钱 又晕过去了

就想知道有多少人同时拥有 $river $rave $sto 三大妖币

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