🚨 GM… I’ve found something so simple it somehow prints money on @bitgetglobal Onchain! SINGLE LETTER TOKENS 😳 Yes. Literally just… $A, $B, $C, $M… like kindergarten but with candles. And guess what? They PUMP. 📈 Highlights: $M → +900% (M for Money?) $C → +289% (C for Can’t miss?) $B → +32% (B for… Bro still early) Why they work: ✅ Scarce – Only 26 letters in the alphabet (sorry crypto bros, no $69 token) ✅ Easy to shill – “Buy $M” is way easier than explaining $FluffyUnicornInu69420 ✅ Memeable – Can make the ticker mean anything you want Here’s my alpha from stalking them on Bitget Onchain: 1️⃣ Days 3–5 post-listing are pure degeneracy, peak pump zone 2️⃣ Vowels & strong consonants outperform (sorry $Q maxis) 3️⃣ BNB Chain alphabet tokens… chef’s kiss 💋 I’m now 12% in an Alphabet Index Fund (aka my dumbest but most fun bag ever)… up +42% in 2 weeks. Only problem… every time I tell my friends I’m in $M $B $C… they think I’m spelling something. 📝 Question: If you could only hold ONE letter, which would it be? PS: Bitget Onchain lists them before the crowd even notices, letting communities form fast and giving you the chance to score both price gains and trading competition rewards! #BitgetOnchain 🔗 Degens start here: https://t.co/LOeN8OTgfq