I genuinely have no idea where we are

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Your favorite KOLs are down 6 figs on memes And you are still bearish?

A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70 Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”

I told my girlfriend about my Twitter account and she said she’d check it out Help me out in the comment section🫡

Fastest to $100M ≠ traditional tech It’s crypto And Solana is everywhere.

Which would you choose?

Crypto bros are cooked

Solana to $1,000

We’re hosting our first ever voice AMA in our telegram at 1PM EST. Let’s talk, bring your questions.

All that just to meet my girlfriend OFF the app💀

Looking forward to speaking at @SolanaConf this year

Private equity has been the financial elite’s best kept secret. A $7T+ asset class that’s outperformed stocks for decades and stayed closed off unless you were already wealthy. It’s time to open it up. Private equity for everyone.

Historically, the 'Private' in Private Equity meant 'Exclusively for the Rich.' To participate, you needed: • $200k+ annual income • $1M+ net worth • Years of illiquidity We believe capital markets should be open by design. Tessera removes the accreditation barrier and

i met a girl in argentina who doesn’t even work in crypto and when i went to follow her on twitter she had me blocked She said she’s blocked every funny crypto account that’s ever shown up on her timeline lmao 😭

i met a girl in argentina who doesn’t even work in crypto and when i went to follow her on twitter she had me blocked She said she’s blocked every funny crypto account that’s ever shown up on her timeline lmao 😭

we are so back!

Private Equity for Everyone We’re building the first permission-less platform that lets anyone trade tokenized private equity with real share backing, instant settlement, and 24/7 liquidity. No KYC. Just access to the hottest pre-IPO companies, directly onchain.

A new form of trading is coming to Solana🫡

A new form of trading is coming to Solana🫡

@Tessera_PE is the alpha🫡 use my referral link below

🧭 Weathering the bear market takes resilience and strategy. @Nu_Soldi and Stix from @trulyhonestwork share how their validator is preparing to navigate the downturn and keep building through it — clip hosted by @sol_nxxn, @gaius1337.

Looking forward to speaking at @SolanaConf this year

My favorite thing about a sweaty startup I get to wear many hats Some days I’m business dev Some days I’m marketing Some days I’m HR Some days I’m developer Some days I’m customer service Some days I’m eating lunch with a customer It’s never boring

We at @Tessera_PE are sponsoring @solanaspaces Internet Capital Supermarket run during @SolanaConf Excited to see you all there!

A friend told me he likes Solana because of @rajgokal. I said “yeah I met him at a conference” and he stopped and said “you met him?” I forget that is actually wild for most people😂 Most of my friends have no idea how deep I am in crypto. They do not know about this account and only see a tiny piece of what I do. Moments like this make me realize how special this industry and community really are

Anyone want a @dmdotfun codes? I have 3 codes to give out

Reflecting on this… I was down so bad after FTX that I had multiple normie friends ask me if I was okay and one asked me if I needed a place to stay for a bit because he knew my crypto got hit really hard with the guy on the news😂 Fast forward to now It has been a journey

Last week @OREsupply was earning 300-300k per day in revenue, and on Monday it topped $1M. Strong tokenomics, negative inflation, stable emissions - is Solana’s proof-of-work meta just getting started?

Second date went decent. She told me sold it all at $600 and then texted me this morning that she bought back 30 $ORE Should I go on a third date? She can trade better than half of CT

Thinking about shaving my head before Breakpoint just to fit in

Men used to go to war Now they go to the mines $ORE

The 4 year cycle is dead So many normies I’ve talked to at the beginning of this cycle told me: “I bought crypto for the 4 year cycle this time, after 4 years I will sell top, buy the bottom again then sell the top and I will retire”

Men who are 20 and older Give advice to men who are under 20 The topic can be anything

Men who are 20 and older Give advice to men who are under 20 The topic can be anything

Ore Fund Reserve (OFR) Goal: Token backed by staked ORE (treasury only buys, never sells) Core Mechanics •All treasury funds are used to buy ORE and stake it •Staking rewards stay in treasury and compound •Token supply is fixed, so backing per token increases over time

The trenches need a runner

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