I’ve been going to my local retailers at like 3 am with a huge sign saying “NO POKEMON FOR SALE” and standing at the entrance. Of course, everyone leaves, and I’m left with thousands of dollars in profit per location. Hitting a few a day. Shocked it took folks this long to catch on!

Is every retailer like this now? 20 losers lined up at 7 am sharp everyday trying to make a living off of Pokémon?
Maybe moving to the middle of nowhere and cleaning stock is the new method, terrible time to live in a big city
What if this times actually different and the cardboard never stops going up in price
And all the fat losers chuds that poured their networth into Pokémon rule the world in their infinite cardboard wealth
PSA has a golden opportunity right now with NFTs but yall aren’t ready for that discussion
I would rather be tied down in a human-sized tub of honey and eaten to death by bugs and goats than have someone say this about me






































