meme stock behavior from a meme stock ceo. game respects game.

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DuGs = Dogecoin User Groups, Find your pack 🐾

The dogecoin blockchain processed 4,410 transactions in the time it took you to listen to this song

peptide bros won't touch doge but will inject something Kyle sent them on telegram... makes sense

sound it out slowly:

@dogecoin I have an awesome Doge x @Slash shirt that I bought with Dogecoin from @GoDogeArmy 😄🎸

show off ur coolest Doge merch, most absurd one gets a repost

Dogs get the zoomies. @Zumiez should get the Dog coin. You know where to find us if you want to make this happen

The suit told you crypto was stupid right before he lost your 401k... just sayin

Do Only Good Everyday and help some good doggos with your $DOGE

So Intern, Much Beta, Very MyDoge 👀

What is the best underdog movie?

Banks charge you $35 for overdrafting by $2. Doge charges you nothing. One of these is a joke and it's not the dog

Normies: How bullish are you on dogecoin? Shibes:

hey @PetSmart, you sell dog food but won't accept dog money? This is not the smart pet behavior your name promised.

dogecoin lore - unlike bitcoin's fixed rewards for solving a block, dogecoin started with random rewards (between 1-1m) cuz i thought it’d be funny turns out you could figure out the next block reward and miners wouldn’t mine lower rewards so we had to remove the randomness 😭

Fun fact: Because Dogecoin mints a fixed amount each year, the inflation rate falls over time: about 3.6% now and heading towards 3.1%

imagine losing to a meme in both brand recognition and payment usefulness

Much better

First question many people will have is, how does this signature secure the transaction. Well, right now - it doesn't. But remember that the entire premise of distributed ledgers like Dogecoin is consensus. Think about it in the other direction. Someone could build a Dogecoin

We've been running experiments on Dogecoin mainnet where we attach a post-quantum proof (using Falcon-512 and similar quantum-safe signatures) to normal Dogecoin transactions. Here's how it works: - We create a normal transaction like you would when sending DOGE. - We add a

- in 2013 someone made a dog coin as a joke - in 2026 governments are making laws about it ...the joke won

wall street: here is our 47-slide deck on risk-adjusted return profiles $DOGE: 🐕

the only type of war we want to see on our timelines today

what the Artemis II crew will see when they reach the far side of the Moon today

The Doge does not concern himself with the Bear

If Dogecoin is a joke, it's the longest running, highest grossing joke in financial history.

We're bringing the dog back to Dogecoin Such April. Much Fools

📢 An Important Message to Our Community. Effective immediately, Dogecoin is undergoing a full corporate restructuring. We are proud to introduce: DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ As part of this transition, we will be: ▪ Retiring the Shiba Inu logo in favour of a tasteful navy blue emblem ▪ Launching a 67-page whitepaper titled 'Toward a Synergistic Decentralized Liquidity Framework' ▪ Rebranding our community from 'the Doge army' to 'Stakeholders' ▪ Discontinuing use of the words 'wow', 'much', and 'very' across all communications ▪ Scheduling the moon for FY26 Q3 Our legal team has advised us not to say 'wow.' as it has been determined to be a forward-looking statement (that should not be taken as financial advice.) We believe this pivot positions DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ for maximum enterprise scalability and shareholder value optimization going forward. The dog is still here. She is wearing a tie now. She did not consent to this. — The DogeCoin Financial Solutions LLC™ Board of Directors

"who puts an animal on money? that's not a serious currency" The rest of the world:

Created for the lulz. Now your uncle won't stop texting you about it. You're welcome.

Banks when it’s your money: “processing…” Banks when it’s their fees: “instant.”

need a new phone wallpaper, drop the best doge ones👇👇👇

you know you've made it when people make meme coins based on your meme coin

if your coin needs a 14-part thread to explain why it matters, it doesn't

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very science. much truth