Spotted a legendary Web3 founder at a romantic Chinese spot in SG. He was dressed like a total NPC in a plain tee, but the vibe was suspiciously "secret date." I was 100% sure I was about to witness a secret lover reveal. Naturally, I did the "accidental" walk-past to confirm the mystery girl. Turns out there was no supermodel. No secret affair. Just one guy and a 12-course feast. Man has successfully decentralized his social life.