I Bought $250,000 Worth of Nothing No, that’s not a typo. No metal, no medicine, no mint sealed assets. Just conviction, bandwidth, and an internet connection. Most people would call it insane. Let me explain the thesis. Every week, someone buys $250,000 of nickels, Tylenol, or toilet paper, and the entire internet stops to read it. They’re not stacking commodities. They’re stacking attention. In 2025, the scarcest resource isn’t silver or even Pokémon cards, it’s focus. The global economy runs on narrative yield. The people who can mint belief out of words now own the printing press. So I didn’t buy Nickels. I didn’t buy stamps. Or Toilet Paper. I bought the story. $0 down. Infinite upside. Attention compounds faster than interest, inflates harder than money, and never runs out of buyers. That’s not delusion. That’s distribution. That’s the Meta Standard🌀