Some Tintin thoughts on recent Twitter chaos 1. Prediction Markets Lowkey need a secret lil alpha circle for Polymarket + Kalshi + Opinion rn Also why does Tintin not have a PolyMarket Bikini collab yet. Justice for merch 2. Aster Aster literally used $180M of real revenue to buy back tokens and just dropped them all to S3 traders Tintin can be your top signal. Or your turn-on signal. Either works. 3. x402 No idea which cabal cooked this memecoin, but Base clearly said nah Not even on Chillhouse level About VC coins hit me up if you want promo, I got receipts + threads already 4. CZ Pardoned & Going to UFC Binance will be great again. BNB Chain will be great again. Aster will be great again. Tintin basically running campaign slogans now. 5. ICM Everyone’s talking about it I’m just pretending I understand It’s giving new Solana narrative energy, but I’ll dig in later. 6. Asian Women Trending suddenly everyone’s obsessed with Asian girls and Elon said something about female spies Tintin’s not complaining tbh 7. Chillhouse Better meme than x402, but last on my list—didn’t pay me