$BTC Tick tock tick tock $50k coming soon

THE ENTIRE MARKET IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE

I was right again. I called this Dead Cat Bounce when you all called for Bull Run. As I said, you are trapped, I am rich.

yo @DEWALT_benelux dit ding heeft net bijna mn huis in lichterlaaie gezet ????? gewoon spontaan ontploft ??????

You know ETH onchain is slowly making a comeback when you got Jarred back in the books

raise your hand if you finished your crypto taxes

At close: 🥗🥗🥗

$KNX We’ve been backing it since it was worth just a few million, and it’s raked in huge profits – but look how it’s bouncing back! What a strong coin

U.S. stocks have officially wiped out all the losses since the U.S.-Iran conflict—we’re even looking at potential new record highs. For your average investor, the U.S. market is honestly one of the best bets out there. Most of the time, you don’t even have to do anything fancy. Just buy and hold, and let the world’s top entrepreneurs and innovators do the heavy lifting of building wealth for you.

"Stop thinking about crypto, take a shower and go outside" Me in the bathroom:

TotalEnergies CEO: We prefer paying fees to Iran rather than closing the Strait of Hormuz. $2,000,000 per tanker. 🤯

Wouldn’t be surprised to take some liquidity lower now that Saylor has blown his load with STRC for the next week or two

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Democrat Rep. Jamie Raskin Introduces Bill to Invoke 25th Amendment Against Trump

Oh snap! Who diz?

There is NO world where bottom is in for $BTC. We are going lower. So much lower.

MASSIVE: $1.4 Trillion has been added to US stock market in the last TWO DAYS. Bullish for Crypto 🚀

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 White House Crypto Advisor Patrick Witt says the Clarity Act’s main blocker is RESOLVED.

we should bring back flash mobs and make a flash blockade of the strait of hormuz

💥HUGE NEWS: 🇺🇸White House crypto adviser Patrick Witt says the CLARITY Act’s main blocker is RESOLVED.

Messari just published an in-depth report on Arcium and Umbra. It breaks down how the two work together, how Umbra compares to mixers and privacy coins, and what the product stack looks like. Full report linked below.

BIG: 🚀 Goldman Sachs files for a Bitcoin Premium Income ETF!

Düzce'de su kanalına düşerek boğulma tehlikesi geçiren ve itfaiye ekiplerince kurtarılan iki yavru kedi, belediyenin hayvan konukevindeki başka bir kedi tarafından sahiplenildi. Süt annenin yavru kedilere şefkati yüzlerde tebessüm oluşturdu.

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LATEST: 🏦 A newly filed financial disclosure shows Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh holds stakes in Polymarket, Ethereum development platform Tenderly, and Latin American crypto app Lemon.

"Long Bitcoin, Short the Banks ... but go long bitcoin by buying a wall street bank's Bitcoin ETF"

European countries plan to help free up shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, which includes sending mine-clearing and other military vessels, per WSJ.

AGI induced permanent structural unemployment discourse is too afraid to seriously face the question with the uncomfortable post-liberal tenor it deserves. The 'transition' is cognitive-genetic stratification &/or mass genocide or subjugation—the permanent underclass is a horse.

Skip the hassle of holding native tokens for multiple chains. Gas Station lets you cover gas fees using USDT, USDC & USDG across Ethereum, Base, Arbitrum, and other EVM chains.

BITCOIN BOTTOM LOADING...

Crypto Short Sellers Vaporized: $500M Wiped out as Bitcoin Tests $76K

BREAKING: Major crypto exchanges including Coinbase and Binance are racing to prepare for powerful AI models like Anthropic’s Mythos - The Information.

1,000,000 $BASED tokens are dropping 🪂 Hold $10K+ on OKX → Opt in → Earn X Drops Club — built for US traders 🇺🇸

Ohk ready to have some fun over there. Much wow szn 🐕

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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Kevin Warsh’s nomination hearing for the Federal Reserve Chair position is on April 21!

Extreme fear means you should be buying, right? Or nah? 😏

SHOULD I POP A LIVESTREAM??

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